Ode To A Drunken Asshole

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by Anonymous

Well dipshit, ya sure caused some fireworks here in the Hollywood District next to Firestone, on 52nd and Sandy at 2:45am. The power in my apartment flickered and a block away as I heard what I thought were two explosions. Then darkness. Outside it’s deathly quiet and pitch black in my courtyard. As I round the corner. I realized the first explosion wasn’t an explosion, it was your car crash into the utility pole, the second was your car exploding and up … Read More

Creating profit and loss by company using query

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Creating profit and loss by company using query

I have a totals query that should be adding total profit for each company. Then a column subtracting losses (also done through a totals query). Then I have a column subtracting total profit by total loss. Then I have a column dividing total loss by total profit (loss ratio). This should be pretty standard stuff, but I am getting an parameter asking for total profit and total loss. Are you not able to make calculations off total columns in total queries?

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I accidentally Changed the input mask on a sample database in the ebook can someone help me set it back to default before I start my homework and someone help me fix the input mask

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I messed up The input mask in my access database and I need to put back to default can someone help me its the phone number input mask I attached a photo of what it looks like can someone help me? Its a sample problem I was doing using the ebook and I messed up the input mask in my access database Sorry for the typos I was typing too fast.

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Gov. Kate Brown to Send Ventilators to Desperate New York

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Gov. Kate Brown to Send Ventilators to Desperate New York
by Wm. Steven Humphrey

Gov. Brown to send ventilators to desperate New Yorkers.
Gov. Brown to send ventilators to desperate New Yorkers. Governor’s Office

Gov. Kate Brown has announced via Twitter that Oregon will send 140 ventilators to New York, who are currently in desperate need.

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The Best Things to Do (While Staying Home and Staying Safe) in Portland: Sat April 4

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The Best Things to Do (While Staying Home and Staying Safe) in Portland: Sat April 4
by Mercury EverOut Staff

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Laugh Aid
Remember when the Bridgetown Comedy Festival was still around? It feels like (checks watch) 80 years ago now, but it was a pretty cool time, being able to walk up and down Hawthorne, duck into almost any bar, and catch a set (or 15) from some amazing comics all hustling like hell to make their names as big as they can be. Tonight: the comedy festivals are coming into your living room via Laugh Aid, which subtracts … Read More

The Best Things to Do (While Staying Home and Staying Safe) in Portland: Sat April 4

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The Best Things to Do (While Staying Home and Staying Safe) in Portland: Sat April 4
by Mercury EverOut Staff

laugh_aid_banner.jpg

Laugh Aid
Remember when the Bridgetown Comedy Festival was still around? It feels like (checks watch) 80 years ago now, but it was a pretty cool time, being able to walk up and down Hawthorne, duck into almost any bar, and catch a set (or 15) from some amazing comics all hustling like hell to make their names as big as they can be. Tonight: the comedy festivals are coming into your living room via Laugh Aid, which subtracts … Read More

I’ll See You Around

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by Anonymous

I’m not sure how things are done in in The Big City you’re from. I’ve never lived there. I don’t know if, in bigger cities, it’s “not that big of a deal” to ghost people after you’ve agreed to live with them and pay rent in their house. I’m not sure if, where you’re from, this kind of thing doesn’t happen all the time. Maybe you said to yourself, “I’ll never see these people again, it’s okay if I don’t respond to … Read More

Fear mongering

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by Anonymous

It doesnt help when you try and say we need to buy a gun because society will collapse. We have children to protect, but a gun places them in more danger. I dont want a gun in our home and you should never have one in your possession.
You say people are getting robbed for their groceries now because of the pandemic but those things happened before this stay at home order was placed.
Stop living in fear and think rationally.

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Today’s Coronavirus News Roundup: Oregon Lends Ventilators to NYC, Time to Wear Face Masks in Public, and Trump’s Lies Catch Up to Him

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by Wm. Steven Humphrey

Oregon lends ventilators to desperate New York hospitals.
Oregon lends ventilators to desperate New York hospitals. Spencer Platt / Getty News

Here’s your daily roundup of all the local and national news about COVID-19. (Like our coverage? Please consider donating to the Mercury to keep it comin’!)

• As of yesterday, the number of positive coronavirus cases in Oregon (that we know of—since we should assume everyone has it) has risen to 899, with 22 reported deaths.

• On the order of Gov. Kate Brown, Oregon will be … Read More

Horny AF!

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by Anonymous

Goddam! I am about to lose my shit. Before all this was fucked, I was getting fucked left and right.
Now I can’t imagine when I’m gonna finally blast off again with another human. For real.
I hope this ends soon because I know I’m not the only one who needs to get some in a baddddd way.

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