Lazy fuckhead painter guy

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by Anonymous

I took a call today and happened to lean against a building. I happened to look across the street and see you staring at me, holding a paint roller. I didn’t think much about it, and I went on my way. After a while, I noticed that people were giving me the eye. Hmmm… Strange. Later I pass back by the place I took the call. There is painter guy, contemplating the very wall that I was leaning against earlier. Hmm… Strange. … Read More

All Male Gathering

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by Anonymous

I wish those right-wing idiots in Virginia would just come out and say what they’re protesting. For the love of all that is holy, I wish they would create signs and chant phrases like:

“We want NO background checks!”

“How DARE you say we can’t buy more than one gun a month! If we want to buy 30 guns in the 30 days, the Constitution says we can!”

“How DARE you say someone who is a threat to themselves or someone else … Read More

Help and advice needed for making a cellar book for vinery.

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Hello,

I’m working on a cellar book for a small vinery. I dont have much experience with access, so i would be grateful to get some advice on this project.

The whole cellar book thing was on paper till a couple of months before, where we decided to digitalize for a better overview and effective administrative work. I’ll try to explain the process as short as possible so you guys have more insight and might can give comments on that as well.

I made

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Help with school project.

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So, to summarize: I’m working on a school project where my group must walk around town, writing down information about traffic signs (their location, age, etc.). My job is to store this information, and even though I have absolutely no experience with databases, I managed to set up what I think is a descent database by watching YouTube tutorials and what not.

Since writing down the information of what will probably be 1000+ signs and manually imputing all of this in the database is

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Help with school project.

Best Microsoft Access Programmer Portland OR

So, to summarize: I’m working on a school project where my group must walk around town, writing down information about traffic signs (their location, age, etc.). My job is to store this information, and even though I have absolutely no experience with databases, I managed to set up what I think is a descent database by watching YouTube tutorials and what not.

Since writing down the information of what will probably be 1000+ signs and manually imputing all of this in the database is

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Plaid Panty Drunk after work

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by Anonymous

You were there for me. When I was tired and alone after a hard days work. Getting smashed. To try and avoid the reality of the loneliness of existence and the meaninglessness of modern day corrupt society. I drank a 6 pack in my car in your parking lot that day and you said nothing. Thank you. Then I went back to my lady’s apartment who already had 8 kids with 2 other men and banged her again like always, even tho … Read More

Plaid Panty Drunk after work

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by Anonymous

You were there for me. When I was tired and alone after a hard days work. Getting smashed. To try and avoid the reality of the loneliness of existence and the meaninglessness of modern day corrupt society. I drank a 6 pack in my car in your parking lot that day and you said nothing. Thank you. Then I went back to my lady’s apartment who already had 8 kids with 2 other men and banged her again like always, even tho … Read More

Database Normalization. If I have different commodities but no other info, don’t split right?

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https://imgur.com/a/hJVTuFH
Using Excel Bible 2016. Trying normalization. Beginner on Ch. 8 Queries

Account Manager A has contact 1 for Pizza and Hot Dogs at company Z owned by Walmart.Account Manager A has contact 2 for Pizza at company X owned by Walmart.Account Manager B has contact 3 for Hot Dogs at company Q owned by Winn Dixie.Customer Contact is parent. Contact and Company are children.

  1. ContactID = table for info describing contact person for commodity
  2. CommodityID = Split? The commodity won’t change. If contact
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Database Normalization. If I have different commodities but no other info, don’t split right?

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https://imgur.com/a/hJVTuFH
Using Excel Bible 2016. Trying normalization. Beginner on Ch. 8 Queries

Account Manager A has contact 1 for Pizza and Hot Dogs at company Z owned by Walmart.Account Manager A has contact 2 for Pizza at company X owned by Walmart.Account Manager B has contact 3 for Hot Dogs at company Q owned by Winn Dixie.Customer Contact is parent. Contact and Company are children.

  1. ContactID = table for info describing contact person for commodity
  2. CommodityID = Split? The commodity won’t change. If contact
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